I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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