Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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