I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
