We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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