omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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