To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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