I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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