ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
it glows. i had to have it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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