Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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