Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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