margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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