I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
