like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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