i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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