My brain says no but my pants say off.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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