But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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