pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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