So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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