Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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