I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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