P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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