do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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