So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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