i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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