ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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