Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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