If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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