I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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