My brain says no but my pants say off.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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