Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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