When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Randomize
