Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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