I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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