thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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