Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
This is classic penis vs brain.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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