This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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