Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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