I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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