And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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