i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
