I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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