I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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