that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My feet surprised me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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