I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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