whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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