like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Randomize
