Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
