I'm jealous of your bromance
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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