I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Semen is not good for contacts.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Please don't give away my fajitas
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
