I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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