matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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